12:59 AM
Friday, April 30, 2010
This is another genius work
兔子童谣全文:
大兔子病了,二兔子瞧,三兔子买药,四兔子熬,五兔子死了,六兔子抬,七兔子挖坑,八兔子埋,九兔子坐在地上哭泣来,十兔子问它为什么哭?九兔子说,五兔子一去不回来!
你能看出什么端倪吗?这是一件密谋杀兔事件。
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1.首先,兔子也是有阶级的,大兔子病了,要治它的病,就必须不惜一切代价,甚至牺牲一只兔子做药引。
2.病的是大兔子,五兔子却突然死了,显然是被做成了药引。
3."买药"其实是黑话,因为实际上只需要一些简单的草药,主要是药引,所以这个"买药"指的是去杀掉做药引的兔子,三兔子是一个杀手。
4.做药引的为什么是五兔?因为哪只兔子适合做药引是由医生决定的,二兔子就是医生。
5.可以推出,二兔子借刀杀兔搞死了五兔子,他们之间有什么过解呢?可能是情杀,因为一只母兔。
6.谁是母兔呢?想一下,女人爱哭的天性,所以九兔是母兔,九兔也知道了真相,所以才哭,因为她爱的是五兔。
7."六兔子抬",这明显是病句,一只兔子怎么抬?他显然是被抬,因为他死了,所以才会被抬。抬他的两只兔子随后一个挖坑,一个埋尸。没错,抬他来的就是七八两只兔子!
8.六兔子是被七八两只兔子杀的吗?不是,他是被杀手三兔子杀死的。三兔子本来不想杀他,五兔子和六兔子关系非常好,当时他们正好在一起,并联手抵抗,所以三兔子才把他们一起杀了。
/* 插一段性格分析:大家会发现,每相临的两只兔子关系都是微妙的。
1-2 大兔子像皇上,二兔子就是他身边进谗言的小人。
3-4 三兔子是杀手,四兔子药师,他俩都是助纣为虐型的,四兔经常给皇帝做一些壮阳药什么的,把皇上搞生病了,又亲自熬兔子药引。
5-6 一对好朋友,经常在一起吟诗做对,不惧怕恶势力,五兔很有才华,怪不得被九兔所爱又被二兔嫉妒呢,物以类聚,六兔也很有才,可惜都属于文人,两个人的武工加一起也没打过三兔。
7-8 也是一对好朋友,但属于随风倒型的,为了保住命,什么事都肯做,本质不算坏,但经常被坏人指始做坏事。
9-10 在女人哭的时候,身边一定会有爱她的男人,而她的哭泣一定是为了她爱的男人。可惜,爱她的兔子和她爱的兔子不是一只兔子。很明显了吧,十兔暗恋九兔,关心她,看到她哭,他当然要去问原因。
*/ 9.最后一点分析了,也许是多余。事情是这样的,三兔和五六两兔打斗过程中,引来了七八两兔。当五六被杀死后,三兔已没有力气,况且七八平时都很听话,不会告密的。所以三兔就放过了七八两兔,并让他们把六兔抬走,埋了。七八一看,命保住了,反正事情也发生了,无法挽回,只好照办理。
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后记1:回看第5条,情杀不是随便猜出来的,观全局,二兔位高劝重,但即便这样,也有他得不到的东西,那就是真爱。所以他杀五兔的原因很可能是这个,而且五兔正直,应该平时就经常与他作对,所以才起了杀心。 后记2:其实五兔死的非常惨,因为二兔疯狂妒忌他,所以不想让他成为一个正常的男人。再说皇上吃了药师的药,荒淫无度,哪里最虚弱大家应该都知道吧,所谓吃什么补什么,其实五兔被做成药引的部位应该是...
(对上文推理的补充:) 看了上文的推理,觉得还有一点需问题:
(1)作为一个完整的故事,必然要有因果关系,这个故事有了果(即情杀,下面再谈),但没有因,所以显得不完整,就是大兔子为什么病了?无缘无故的病了便引发了以下的血案么?显然不是.
(2)从一个严密的逻辑上来看,这个故事中所有人物的出现(兔子)都是有联系的,且每一个按序列排下来的兔子之间都存在因果关系(动机),比如:大兔和二兔,二兔和三兔.三兔和四兔(这个上文已经大致说明了,我就不进一步讲了),但大家有没有觉得,10兔子的出现好象在这个逻辑中显得微不足道,即没有10兔子这个故事也能顺理成章的结束,因此10兔子在这个逻辑中的动机显得苍白.
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结论: 根据以上的推断,我们都忽视了这个故事的重点,就是10兔子,他为什么出现在这个故事中?难道仅仅为了引出9兔子的一句话么?错了,这是一个有预谋的凶杀案,而且,10兔子就是这个案件的主谋(不是2兔子),其他所有的兔子都是在他全盘计划中的一枚棋子,案发过程大致如下(补充上文):
(1)10兔子喜欢9兔子,9兔子不喜欢他
(2)5兔子和9兔子互相喜欢
(3)10兔子妒忌
(4)10兔子是大兔子身边最亲信的人,并且对其他兔子之间的关系了如指掌(也就是说,他很清楚大兔子如果病了接下来会发生些什么事),(比如10兔子就像是熬拜,大兔子是康熙)
(5)5兔子也是朝中权贵,10兔子没办法随便处置他.
(6)所以10兔子就让大兔子病了,接下来的一切就像上文说的那样发生了..... 所以,贯穿整个这个故事的主线就是10兔子,他是这个故事的结尾也是这个故事的主因,这样这个逻辑才显得天衣无缝,故事的名字就是:借刀杀人!
五兔貌似没有死,因为被埋的只是六兔。很可能在与三兔的打斗中五兔逃脱了,并且换了一个身份,从前五兔就这样消失了(死了)。三兔无奈,只好杀了六兔向二兔交差,还找来了七、八两兔来给他作伪证。
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另外这个童谣的诡异之处不在其内容,而在每一句的字数,每一句的字数是 5 4 5 4 5 4 5 4 10 9 4 8
按数字音译就是: 我死我死我死我死 死就死吧
这个话是以一个死人的口吻说的。说这话的应该就是五兔。五兔也很有可能就是这个童谣的作者。
五兔其实没有死,躲过劫难后看破了世间红尘,出家做和尚去了。
九兔也知道了这个情况,所以说“五兔子一去不回来”。
12:48 AM
l laughed like mad. hahahahah
(Here;s an additional one)

Let the pictures do the talking ;)

muahahaha. that's one of my fave cartoon character!



Ladies! Sit properly!!!!
eeeew.

Pure coincidence?
Muahahahahahhahahahahahahaha.
This is CLASSIC. seriously.
I don't like Jay Chou anyway.
Muahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.
7:49 PM
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Long & boring after-dinner thoughts.
As usual, while I waited 7 hours to have dinner together as a family, my sister acted as a messenger by telling me that “there’s no food for you today, you’ve to go out and eat on your own.”
Oh well. There’s a disgusting thought that I’ve been staying in a hostel all the while, eat my own food, handle my own problems, lock myself up in my own room (there’s a unspoken rule here that we’re “not supposed” to go into other people’s room), do my own housework, buy my own grocery, etc etc.
How many people would not be amazed by that? And how many people can understand that? Sigh.
On my way to the foodcourt, I called Adam to see if he needs help with accounting. Nice buddy, nice conversation, as usual. But I almost cried when he casually asked,
“why do you need to eat outside? Your mom doesn’t cook? My mom cooked bak kut teh for me! Damn nice! And I’m feeling damn powered up now, ready to study hard!”
I’m lost for words now. Hmm.
Maybe that’s the reason I’m always drawn to people who have a tougher background. Cos those are the ones who can truly share some in-depth exchange of thoughts and share a bit of emotional burden together. Maybe that’s the reason why I hate mommy’s boy. Haha.
Okay 2nd topic.
Something Adam told me ytd shook a bell. Something about the difference between looking for a girlfriend and a wife. I think generally sensible and mature guys would share the same school of thoughts. And I think back then I was only a “girlfriend material” for Mr D.
“If you can’t even proof yourself to be serious about your life, how can you expect anyone to be serious with you?”
I love this line. Haha.
But I realised also, it only applies to ourselves, and not something that we can force upon others. After all, how one wishes to lead his/her life is not something that others’ have a say, unless he/she wants to change.
If I have a friend who says that the fashion industry is her dream, I would encourage her to find as quickly as possible to gain experience in working in the various aspects of the fashion industry during holidays, or even take up internships in firms/ factories/ design institutes/ etc.
But if instead she chose to slack at home and always looking for excuses like busy/lazy/not enough time, I only have to learn how to suppress my anger.
If I have a friend who says being a lawyer is his dream, I would encourage him to try out as many exposures as possible. Since there are as many aspects in this industry as the fashion industry, then how would a 2-week internship be sufficient? Other than private law firms, how about the MNCs and government agencies? Law has such a broad coverage that even my graduating law friends find it hard to narrow themselves into a niche aspect that they eventually fall in love with. It takes time. And while time is all this friend of mine has, why not seize the opportunity and take a leap forward to be ahead of others?
If I have a friend who says journalism is her passion, I would encourage her to venture into the radio and TV stations out there since she has already had a taste of the print media. But if instead, she chose to waste time by saying yes to all the endless outings and wasted away almost every holiday doing nothing constructive other than overspending parents’ money, I will just learn to keep my mouth shut.
What’s the attraction of being a Maybank admin clerk, a Paintball instructor or a Bodyshop sales assistant? The ease of getting the job, the fun of it, and the employee discount on the products? Seriously, I couldn’t help but to feel disdainful at the myopic views of many youngsters nowadays as well as their so-call “passion”, that’s how cheapskate their passion is? That makes me sound like a really old and arrogant bastard, but it’s only because these are the people I truly concern about.
But then again, those concerns were never raised. Cos it’s really hard to get people to share the same views as you, especially when you realised they are simply the immature type. Not meant to be blatant and harsh, but it’s an unfortunate truth.
Argh. I feel like an evil person now.
But at least after all these ranting, I’m able to get back to my Accounting.
1:10 PM
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Au
Petit Salut. A sub-urban and cosy spot nestled in the
ulu side of
BV.
Seeing the lack of pictures of the dishes, you know that I was overly engrossed with eating.
haha.

Snails as appetizer
Looks nice huh.

Feeling blue with my new hairstyle. Gonna do something about it soon.
hehe.
Spotted a really nice cottage-feel church nearby.
THAT is my impression of a church, not those S'pore Indoor Stadium kind...

Tourist pic of the day ;)
What do you do after a nice lunch like this?
I went for my ultra boring BM214 tutorial. -_-lll
The mere thought of seeing the worse tutor of the century discoloured my Tuesday afternoon fantasy. Sigh.
7:36 PM
Friday, April 2, 2010
The man who inspired many

Randy Pausch.
"We don’t beat the Reaper by living longer. We beat the Reaper by living well."
"It is not the things that we do in life we regret on our death bed, it is the things that we do not."
"All you need to do is ask."
"The brick walls are there for a reason. They're not there to keep us out, they're there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something"
"I waited till 39 to get married and cos i've to wait that long to find someone that her happiness is more important than mine. If nothing else I hope all of you can find that kind of passion and that kind of love, in your life."